Knipple Tee
A coat hanger modified for the activity of knippling, or the activity itself. To make a knipple, one takes a wire metal coat hanger and flexes it down from the bottom metal bar so that the entire coat hanger assumes a more or less square or diamond shape. This is then inverted and dangled from the index finger so that the hook of the hanger is at the bottom and pointing up. A penny is balanced on the inverted hook. The penny side with the Lincoln Memorial on it has a central indentation to balance the penny. Next, in a smooth yet quick and continuous motion using the muscle power of the arm holding the knipple, one begins spinning the knipple so that centrifugal force prevents the penny from flying off . One gradually elevates the spinning knipple and changes its angle so that the knippler (the person doing this) is rapidly spinning the knipple horizontally, with his arm held up to elevate the knipple above the head. A way to compete is to see who can go the longest without losing the knip (the penny). A proper knippling ends with a dismount: The player gradually brings his knipple down to its original vertical position and gradually slows its rate of spin. One brings the knipple to a complete stop without losing the knip. Then, with a slight jerk, the penny is dislodged and falls into the player's waiting hand.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.