Knife Tee
Stabby stab, dont run with it. Alternatively, If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed. This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted. Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again. They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever. They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute. They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for. Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks. Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays. How to take care of your Knife : -give headpats -feed their monster addiction -hold them when they need it -forhead kisses -handle with care, they are precious
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum