KJ Tee
KJ is a person of indian descent that is very predictable and lazy. KJ will tell you that he plans on going out but will not show up, resulting in him laying on the couch not doing anything. However, if he decides to go out it will result in no one seeing him there. There have been no citing or evidence that KJ has left his apartment in centuries. It has also been reported that he does shower every 10 years resulting in a world holiday. It is not abnormal to find pieces of chicken masala rubbed into his carpet and clothing. To be a KJ is a way of life, which indefinitely involves that dooka, an Iranian tobacco blend which he carries with him in a plastic bag so that it may spill into his pocket. This results in KJ then scooping the dooka from his pocket for at least a month in order to conserve his most precious belonging. Starting in junior year KJ began drinking water however always has prefered milk and orange juice for weeks at a time resulting in him being extremely dehydrated. The way of KJ is to then sleep for 16 hours and then wake up with a 6 pack (or as he believes). KJ is a way of life and to KJ is something that takes work and effort but for the one and only it is a path no one else can cross.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.