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Kittatinny Tee

(Ki-tuh-tin-ie) Kittatinny is a high school, in Sussex County, NJ of about 1,000 kids. Starting from grade 7 to 12, it's comprised of kids from Fredon, Hampton, Sandyston-Walpack, and Stillwater. KRHS has about 3 students that aren't white and everyone knows who they are. Mostly run by the pick-up driving, confederate flag-waving, tobacco-chewing 'hicks'... everyone else who doesn't fit into this category isn't considered cool. The athletics here all suck, and you can't think of at least one occasion when we actually won something in sports. Actually, the only sport anyone cares about here is wrestling. It's the only thing Kittatinny is known for, even though we can never beat High Point. When one hears Kittatinny they can't even pronounce it and have never heard of the school before. All the students here, even girls, go fishing and hunting and we are probably the only school on the planet that has off on the first day of hunting season. KRHS is basically in the middle of nowhere surrounded by cow farms and vast nothingness. Everyone knows that Sandyston is a shit town comprised of about 5 students in the entire school who all stick together and talk to no one else. Most people hang out with kids from Newton, and know what you're talking about when you say Pope Dope. For every Kittatinny student the best times of the year are 'the corn maze', 'the fair', and 'AC'. Most people live on more than an acre of land. Call it Kittatinny, Kitt, or KRHS it sucks either way.

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Joey L. Jun 16
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

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