Kinnelon Tee
A town in Northern New Jersey which was first known as Charlotteburg; a small ironmaking town that supplied iron until 1922 where the land was purchased by Francis S. Kinney who named the town after himself. Over the next century, Kinnelon would transform into a moderately quiet town with low-density suburban areas and multiple nature parks and trails. It is also a town where there is little to nothing to do. If you do something; it is probably drugs. The school uses tons of the town's money (around 80% of the budget) and its used to buy some new Range Rovers. The schools' National ranking is dropping each year and nobody really notices. The only redeemable thing about Kinnelon's current school system is the music program, which is decent at best. Everyone in the town is white, part of the upper middle class and are apparently entitled to whatever the fuck they want. They probably also know every detail of your life as soon as you take a step in Kinnelon. The Lakes, fields, and anything remotely interesting in the town is probably a 10-minute drive from wherever you live. Making it severely inconvenient to do anything independently until your father (with a job paying 6 or 7 figures) buys you a new S-Class AMG or a Jeep as a first car (another place to smoke weed). The town is so boring, you're here reading this instead of doing anything else. As soon as anyone gets the chance to leave, they fucking run.
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Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum