Kevmo Tee
A rare specimen of male human that consumes and destroys everything in its path. Kevmos are extremely intelligent, fast, and versatile creatures, but they also consume copious amounts of alcohol and illicit drugs, slowing them down greatly. They have little respect for rules and the government, and have been incarcerated more than once. Most Kevmos were dropped on their heads as children, but this only improved the density of their skulls. Their anatomy is built like industrial machinery, running off gallons of Bacardi 151. Kevmos where designed by the almighty creator himself, as a gift to mankind. They where to be the perfect beings to rule the world, and establish peace and unity amongst the people. But when the first Kevmo reached earth, he was disgusted by mankind, and took a vow to never become one of them. He became angry at his creator for giving him such unworthy subjects to rule, and lashed out spreading tyranny and evil across the universe. One look into a Kevmo's eyes, and you can see the raging fire of an animalistic fuck, that will stop at nothing to get whatever he wants. But, in contrast, they can also be very charismatic. Kevmos can find a solution to any known problem in the universe. If they can't fix it, they'll blow it up with c4.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum