Kevin Tee
Kevin A word used to describe a tremendous thunder cunt that enjoys long sessions of extremely intense and painful penetration in his anal cavity. Also an individual that likes long walks on the beach that end in a nice creamy, juicy creampie in his anus. But make no mistake he is not selfish, while he does prefer to get his fudge packed he will also give it when it is requested and if the mood is right will also provide a very vigorous reach around to said individual. He will also provide a clean up service of the hot sweaty sticky mess that he has made with another male. You might ask how he plans to clean up the hot sticky cum that has been scattered about the floor? A paper towel? His mouth? No, he will drag his bare ass across the and his Black hole of a butthole with suck up any creamy cum that might be within a half mile radius. Along with all of these incredible feats of homosexuality he has a sixth sense that allows him to feel when there is some good dick that needs a good tugging. No lie this motherfucker is like a god damn shark hunting for a little fishy that has been cut at the microscopic level. When this bitch gets the urge for some dick it is best to stand out of the way or you will fall victim to the inescapable dick trap that is a Kevin's anus.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.