Ketalo Tee
Ketalo is a catname. The name can be traced back to the exclamation when you see a really cute cat and try to get her attention: "Cat!😯😍 Hallo!" Ketalos are the sweetest cats, especially when they try to get any food of you. Streaking along your legs, purring whilst looking into your eyes and filling your soul with warmth. Resistance? Pointless! Especially when they are hungry in the morning they can be a real pain the ass, meowing and scratching on your door. But once you've fullfilled there wishes, they will love you till they die (or get hungry again). Thats where the nickname "Katbro" comes from. During the day they wont't leave you alone, staying right by your side where ever you're at. They love paperboxes (it comes right after food) and playing around curtains, but will be really afraid if you're runinnug around in shoes or make suddenly loud noises. They love to watch the pigeons on the street, but think they are dumb creatures and will be acting like the could fight them, as long as there's a window keep them apart. They can be really bossy and moody. Switching from " now you can pet me" to "play and fight mode" in one second. Have you ever heard someone saying cats are the napoleons of all the animals? Yes? - They're damn right. But Ketalos are the King of all those cats. You might aswell call him King Ketalo.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.