Kersten Tee
The most beautiful person in the world. She has cute little glasses and thin lips;) Every time she looks at you, you will just melt inside. If she loves you, she really means it. She will never let you forget it. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see. When you look into them, time itself will stop. Sometimes, she says she’s ok and puts a smile on her face, but she won’t really mean it. Always look after a Kersten. Never leave her. Always be there for her. If you have ever left a Kersten, you are a frickin moron. It was the biggest mistake of your entire life and you will regret it till the day you die. If you are about to leave a Kersten, don’t. She will be hurt and never forget you and you will break her. So never leave. If you say you love her, you need to mean it. If not you’re a motherfucking cuntard. Don’t say you love her unless you mean it. Ever. A Kersten is the most beautiful short person on the planet. With her beautiful curly hair, you can’t help but fall in love. Your heart will melt every time you look into her beautiful eyes. Never take a Kersten for granted. Love her, forever. I know I will.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum