Kelyne Tee
Beauty born 06.05. Lost in her wonder. She is the kiss of sunshine, the breath of morning in my lungs. In the well pools of her eyes I see dreams unfolding. Beauty defined. Sweet Kelyne. Her spine is sturdy. Unmoving unshaken. The intricate thoughts of her mind cast far and deep in past, present and future. A woman of vision. A pearl in a field. Her voice is the sound of the waters, ebbing and flowing as a sweet caress to the soul. In the symphonies and melodies of His tapestries God formed her. Filled with song, her curves and lines, flowing and undulating, what a trophy to behold. To set upon the pedestal of hearts. Acclaimed and lifted for all. Oh sweet Kelyne. Star of the mornings. Her full lips whisper of promises. Of sweet passions to be had. Her smile as the ray of sunshine on a day of clouds. Oh virtuos Kelyne. Thoughtful and wise. Deep and compassionate. Her arms and open embrace and warmth. Such hope and love for a resting place of many. Ravishing Kelyne. Lover of shawarma, pizza and pork. A pure delight of her heart. Articulate, gentle and singular. Confident in who she is. Ever evolving from the inside-out, aware of the Promises of God and heart of the Father. She is a beacon to the lost and a hope for the weary. Day by day showing off the multiplicity of beauty of and Grace. Great physician
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.