Kavian Tee
In ancient times, the Spartans would judge babies to determine whether they were worthy of living. The unfit ones were tossed off a mountain and killed. While this method of selection seems cruel in today's society, there is one person who the world would do well to get rid of. Although he calls himself Kavian The Great, the only thing "great" is his lack of intelligence. In World War II, he assisted the French in fighting the Germans...the French. Once the Germans took over, he begged for salvation, and after multiple "services rendered" to German officers, he was allowed to survive. He was mistaken for a Jew in 1943, due to his horrific physical features, and lived in Auschwitz for a year and a half, until the Allies liberated it. They found him crying in a corner as the other Jews ridiculed him; even in their eyes he was unequal. After the war, he became a fashion designer until US army drafted him as a nurse into Vietnam. Although he bragged about his involvement in the war when he returned, he in fact did horse shit for the US army. When his medical services were called upon, he ran off screaming, "Fuck this shit! I'm joining the Japs!" He changed his name to Jamarcus Jamal when he returned to the US in an attempt to start a new life as a brother from the hood. He suffered multiple injuries in 1985 when he referred to two black men as his "niggas." After that incident, he decided to pursue a hopeless career in computer technology. He now lives with his mother in Georgia.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨