Kansas City Hedgeclipper Tee
This is a sexual act involving three (3) males and one (1) female. The female must be completely unshaven in her nether regions (i.e. The Hedge). The performing male lays completely naked and erect on the ground of an outdoor track 17.38 miles from the nearest Arby's. The two assisting males then pick him up by the ankles and wrists, bending him back so that his arms and legs are stretched backward with his erect penis facing forwards, thus resembling the shape of a hedge clipper. The volunteering woman is then willingly tied to a large sheet of particle board while naked at the 69-meter mark on the track. The board is angled at 60 degrees (pi/3 radians). The two carrying males now begin charging at the woman, third male held firmly in their hands. They stop running just short of the woman, the carried male's penis mere centimeters from entering his lover's poontang. The carrying males back up to the 0-meter mark and run up again, stopping just short once more and retreating. On their third and final attempt, the carrying duo charge at the woman (with the third still being carried) with true intent. As they reach the woman, they lift the third male slightly higher. This causes him to miss the vagina and ram his girth into the area just above it. The angle of the woman, combined with the speed and raw power of the man, result in a gargantuan frictional force that obliterates any trace of hair on the woman's meat flaps. Thus, the Kansas City Hedgeclipper has been performed.
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡