Kampfwagen 1.0 Tee
Kampfwagen 1.0 is a vehicle used before and during the second world war. The appearance of the vehicle looks just like the Volkswagen Beetle. This vehicle would be used by Hitler when driving into battle. During the battles Hitler would lean back in his seat in slow motion and swing his arms around while screaming german profanities, avoiding all bullets shot at him. This tactic would prove useful when Hitler conquered most of Europe in a record-breaking time. This tactic was the most important part of the invasion of France. The Anglo-French army could not strike Hitler with any of their bullets, no matter how much they shot at him. The defenders then got so frustrated that they would often die of heart attacks or just kill themselves. This tactic would then go on to becoming the cause for 99% of all allied deaths during the second world war. Although later in the war, the allies would find an effective way to deal with this problem. All they would do is to give every soldier 1 liter of heroin, which would calm them down and they would just move right past Hitler. This strategy made Hitler furious, and he would reportedly storm out of his car and scream at the soldiers to try and shoot him but to no avail. Hitler would in fact get so mad, that he would rip his hair out until he became bald and fall on the ground, similar to how Walter White fell in the episode "Ozymandius".
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex