Kampfwagen 1.0 Hoodie
Kampfwagen 1.0 is a vehicle used before and during the second world war. The appearance of the vehicle looks just like the Volkswagen Beetle. This vehicle would be used by Hitler when driving into battle. During the battles Hitler would lean back in his seat in slow motion and swing his arms around while screaming german profanities, avoiding all bullets shot at him. This tactic would prove useful when Hitler conquered most of Europe in a record-breaking time. This tactic was the most important part of the invasion of France. The Anglo-French army could not strike Hitler with any of their bullets, no matter how much they shot at him. The defenders then got so frustrated that they would often die of heart attacks or just kill themselves. This tactic would then go on to becoming the cause for 99% of all allied deaths during the second world war. Although later in the war, the allies would find an effective way to deal with this problem. All they would do is to give every soldier 1 liter of heroin, which would calm them down and they would just move right past Hitler. This strategy made Hitler furious, and he would reportedly storm out of his car and scream at the soldiers to try and shoot him but to no avail. Hitler would in fact get so mad, that he would rip his hair out until he became bald and fall on the ground, similar to how Walter White fell in the episode "Ozymandius".
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.