JustonsFart Tee
Ah, Juston's farts—let's just say they are legendary. The sheer force and olfactory assault they deliver are the stuff of folklore. If you’ve had the misfortune of being in the same room when one slips out, you’ll know that it’s not just a smell; it’s an experience. Rumor has it that Juston’s farts could clear a room faster than a fire drill, and that they linger in the air with an almost sentient will of their own, refusing to dissipate until they’ve made their mark. Some say it smells like a mix of rotten eggs, burned rubber, and... regret. Others claim it has a certain pungent sweetness, like a compost heap that has been fermenting for too long. In terms of sheer horrific intensity, it's not so much a fart as it is a natural disaster, a force of nature. In fact, environmentalists have suggested that Juston may need to be classified as a new source of air pollution. But, hey, don’t take it from me—just ask anyone who’s been trapped in the same room with him after a hearty meal of beans and broccoli. They’ll never look at a whoopee cushion the same way again.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating