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Junglette Tee

Junglettes are normally really HOT drum and bass heads :). They favor hardstep and techstep most of the time and wear dark clothing,kangol and other fidel type black and camo hats,designer sunglasses(If it isn't black or army green it is probably camo) and normally have a junglette hairstyle which is either very dark hair or a very short distinctive flip hairstyle (any color) you can see at most venues. They can also be seen wearing urban wear such as Karmaloop gear or something tasteful from DrJays (NO Baby Phat or G unit) Zoo York,Triple 5 Soul and Diesel are favorites along with DJ gear and record labels that most people are unaware of. They listen to drum and bass music religiously and are very rude to candy kids at venues who drop in the dnb room or girls who just came with their boyfriends to be arm candy (and to try to be part of the e puddles sitting on the ground). NOT all of them are cokeheads,potheads or alcoholics regardless of what you think of the scene. Some of them dj on the side from their 9to5 and probably know more about Mackies,Shures and MK2s than any other girl in rave/urban culture. She loves graffiti,art,all the other elements of hip hop culture (without the Malibu's most wanted) and downtown at night of course. The typical junglette has to have a bomb ass system in their imported car to bump their DnB in because unlike you listenin to talk radio on the way to work the junglette needs to hear DnB 24/7 as her stress reliever. She often gets WTF is she listening to that is shakin the ground looks from people at stoplights...but it might be cause she is cute too who knows :P. She normally despises mainstream music because unlike 99.9% of the population she knows there is better out there. Most junglettes some time in their life will think about packing up their bags and heading to London if they are not living there already so they can hear that VALVE soundsystem that is heaven to the ears. Most junglettes do have a Bitch attitude towards people.... I will admit that...but have enough candy kids trying to give you light shows in your face when your not rolling because unlike them you were strictly there for the music (and wanting to actually remember a set the next day)you would be too. They have all seen Human Traffic,Go and Groove and prefers it if URB keeps their new favorite dj unknown to the masses. A Junglette knows how to two step way better than that hardcore bitch at that SXE show. A Junglette is ME :)

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8
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