Julia Tee
She is your beautiful girlfriend and one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet. Julia has captivated you from the moment you first laid your eyes on her and you've been thinking of her constantly ever since. She makes you feel what Catullus felt more than two millennia ago, when he wrote “Da mi basia mille!” for his beloved Lesbia. When you're with her, you're happy. When you're apart, you long for the smell of her perfume, you yearn to hold her hand and you crave the sweet taste of her lips. Julia has a great personality. She’s funny, smart and just the right amount of crazy. You find her stories fascinating and could listen to her for hours on end. This shows, when you’re on the phone with her. Five hours of talking to her on the phone are easily possible in a single afternoon. She is confident - she knows what she wants and she's going to get it. She is stubborn - when she sets her mind to something, she'll do it, no matter what. She is beautiful. She looks dazzling, stunning, enchanting, fabulous, incredible, breath-taking, magnificent and a wealth of other adjectives, describing her (nearly divine) beauty. She doesn’t know that though. To you, she is perfect. You keep telling her just how gorgeous she looks, but she just smiles and disagrees. Julia is an amazing dancer. When you’re gliding over the dancefloor with her in your arms, there’s no place you’d rather be. Of course, she has her quirks. Who doesn’t? But they just make her all the more lovable.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂