Juicy Gills Tee
Juicy Gills can be used as a noun or as a specific person's name. When used as a noun, Juicy Gills refers to the fatty skin sagging from an old washed-up wrestlers abdominal area. These gills cover up ripped abs, but because they are covered, regardless of how strong your abs are, you inevitably look like an outta shape, McDonalds eating, fish. Juicy gills will continue to grow larger, porkier, and beefier until the said person gets to the weight room and works on winning his homies. Having juicy gills is not a compliment. Juicy Gills can also refer to a person, or mythical creature. This person brags about his adipose tissue surrounding his abdominal region, almost as if a good quality. The truth is, these gills are like a force field to girls. No girl can come close to Mr. Juicy Gills. Because of this, he is always in the "friend zone". His gills were attained by eating too much Michael Donalds. Especially midnight runs to Michael Donalds, while in a hazy, disoriented state. This is no ordinary eating though. It is not eating for nutritional benefit, eating for taste, or eating for sake of eating. This eating is in fact, straight up eating for calories. The only thing to stop this caloric eating is for Matty to steal copious amounts of juicy gill fries from his bag while not looking.
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Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition