juicy Tee
to be juicy u have to be a mix of gangster prep and scene kid. HAIR-choppy, skunk striped hair or at least 2 colors in your hair CLOTHES-shorts and skirts have 2 be SHORT, cant be past your finger tips. tight shirts. wear brands such as hollister, ecko united, abercombie and fitch and band t-shirts ect.. pants have to be SUPER TIGHT or really baggy wear lots of colored tight straight leg pants in colors like hot pink red blue green ect. wear a lot of hoodies. wear tennis shoes vans slip ons flip flops. tennis shoe brands like dc circa ecko jordins nike ect. SLANG- say stuff like "for realz?!?!" and "thats the shit" or "thats HAWT". when u say hi 2 people say stuff like "hey sexy" or "whatzup" or "heyyyyyyy" or "hey bitch" or "ay". when u say bye 2 people say stuff like "later" or "c-ya" or "byez". say stuff like "rad" or "OMG!" or "whoa" or "thats juicy" and when somebodys making a big deal of something just say "ok you dont need to make a big scene about it". always be tough and never back down and keep your head up and always be the life of the party u have to like stuff like little girl bows and dinosaurs and hello kitty and cutesy little girl stuff and u have to have a cool car. u must have a polka dot hair dryer. u have to have lots of friends on myspace and have lots of GOOD pictures. u have 2 have "the shit!" shoes. your hair has to be the BEST and must stick out of the croud. u have to wear eyeliner BUT NOT ALOT. your face has 2 be all one color so use face make up to do it. u have to be SEXY!!!!!. u have to wear the best smelling perfume all the time so people think u always smell that good. do sports like cheerleading. u have 2 be popular and your babys daddy ( your boyfriend or husband) has 2 be gangster or a football player. and sorry boys but only girls can be juicy. u have 2 be GLAMOROUS. listen 2 bands and singers such as- avril lavigne, fergie, soulja boy, mariah carey, lil wayne, chris brown, jordin sparks, or any rap hiphop pop or rock do not hang wit posers. wear over sized sunglasses in colors such as pink or white wit diamonds. u have 2 score juicy points. juicy points are stuff to make u more glamorous. here are some points. perfume-5 points choppy skunk striped hair- 10 points 2 colored hair- 8 points pointy tale-6 points white nail polish-7 points ecttttttttttttt..... more slang- when your chatting online just add extra letters 2 words like "kiid" or "radd" or "omggg" or whhooa" hang wit the gangstas the preps and the scenesters when your walking thru the halls at skool say hi to random people and just walk away and call boys mr. wear lipgloss and neon eye shadow and and blue eyeliner and lots of glitter
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.