Juggalo Tee
A Juggalo, a female being a Juggalette, is a person who is a believer in the Dark Carnival, a superior Being preached about by the Insane Clown Posse. A Juggalo goes through his day knowing the 6 Joker Cards are the echoes of our lives. They are united with eachother as the Juggalo Family, helpin' eachother out, ready to swing an axe in case a fellow family member is in trouble, knowing the fuckin' pain eachother faces in their daily lives because they too have shit goin' down in their lives. Juggalos are down with the clown 'till their dead in the ground, and they're goin' to Shangri-La. The Juggalo Family/Dark Carnival welcomes all, takin' all types, size, shapes of people, even if you're a freak. You will be welcomed into the Juggalo Family no matter who you are, just as the rest of the family was. Little bitches try to diss Juggalos all the time, but all they ever do is look like bigger douche bags than they already are because they're afraid of clowns/people wearing face paint after they were mollested by people wearing excessive make-up, usually being their mothers, as if the people mollesting them were crack whores who need to wear excessive ammounts of make up just to look any wear close to good. So whenever you see someone dissing Juggalos, you can just feel sorry for them because deep down, their sad their crack whore mothers molested them at one point in their life.
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Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart