Joshinite Tee
Definition of a crystal named Joshinite (from 'Joshua' =the unresistable). The appearance strongly resembles a moonstone, though the center is comprised of pure gold. Its origin is a huge mystery to the most higly ranked scienstists until today. There are theories claiming that millions of years ago, a planet called AMORE exploded with all of its inhabitants, the so called Giulias. Those creatures had a heart made out of Joshinite. With the explosion, billions of fractures of their hearts are still flying around the universe. If you are lucky enough to find a Joshinite, you can use it for benefits on all levels. The first level is the physical. The stone has a magnetic attrection on you, making you want to touch it and cuddle it all the time. Caution, you can get easily addicted to the smooth surface and the loving smell. There are many cases of severe addictions to touching Joshinite already reported,and there's usually no hope for those people. The second level is the mental one. Suddenly, you will feel understood very deeply and won't be afraid to share your thoughts anymore. You can talk about anything and everything without being afraid. Third, the emotional level. The emotional ride has begun, but don't be afraid, the ending of this journey is love. With the help of this beautiful stone, you will feel so supported and safe to explore your emotions. Last level: the spiritual one. Joshinite boosts your spiritual connection to the universe, simply by its presence.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!