josephine Tee
without Josephine, my life would be miserable. I would be a sad sack of shit who sleeps till 1 in the afternoon, doesn’t do anything all day and repeats the same cycle over and over again, but Josephine changed that. she brought light into my life and made it worth getting up early, going out and actually doing stuff. she have a great hold on me, one so strong that even if I wanted to break it I couldn’t. every time I see her beautiful features I’m gripped harder and closer. each time I see her, I fall deeper and deeper in love with her. from her beautiful blue eyes, the color of tropical warm waters that I could bathe and relax in for all eternity, her long beautiful black hair which I love to caress and fix every time u mess it up, her perfect lips, which might I say are heaven to kiss, her soft smooth skin, which makes me feel warm and happy as we lay down and cuddle. The way she makes me feel is equivalent to looking at a newborn baby, feeling the grace and beauty of new life as u stare at this wonderful creation. she makes me feel like the feeling of cold raindrops hitting your skin as u look into the gloomy yet beautiful cloudy sky. I can't put into words the beautiful feeling she has laid on me for the rest of my life. to have her with me for the rest of my life is a feeling of immense joy I can’t explain
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.