Jordyn Tee
Jordyn’s are amaaazing. Jordyn is the loudest person you'll ever meet(sooo freaking loud). No matter where you are, you can hear her. She loves to talk, she never stops. She's nice, but she could also kick your butt. She won't take crap from anyone and she speaks her mind. She's so blunt it may be considered rude. If you break her trust, she'll hold it against you forever. Her friends love her, but pretend like they don't know why. Her friends do what she wants because no one can win an argument against her. Jordyn will often softly punch her friends when they are making fun of her, then yell when anyone tries to punch her back(heheh). She's very funny and sarcastic. She has an inappropriate sense of humor. Her mind is so far in the gutter, it is the gutter. She is very charismatic and easily coerces people into doing things for her. She loves food, and will take it from anyone. She eats like a maniac but she never gains a single pound(LIKE RARELY). She is likely the skinniest person you know. She loves to complain, even when there's nothing to complain about. She will never share a secret that you've told her without permission. She's very attractive, and most of her male friends have had a crush on her at one point. Most are too scared to ask her out, because she can be intimidating. She flirts with everyone she's around, but isn't aware of it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.