Jonked Tee
A “state of being” induced by any substance that alters the state of your physical and/or psychological function. This adjective is only applicable to substances that have been stigmatized (does NOT apply to alcohol, caffeine and tobacco, despite their medical categorization to be considered drugs). This can be amplified with a nicotine head rush (i.e. borrow that one friend’s vape) This word is often used in place of more “general” language to specify that one is THOROUGHLY inebriated. If you imagine that music during sobriety is 2-dimensional, then music while jonked is 3-dimensional where you can hear all the layers and instruments of the songs separately from one another. Some song suggestions for when you’re jonked: Past Life by Børns, Foreplay by Jalen Santoy, Lucy by Still Woozy, and 100 Grandkids by Mac Miller A common experience of being jonked without external stimuli (no phones, just vibes) may be cases of deep introspective metacognition. You begin to understand yourself and the world from a deeper and more meaningful place, but at the same time, feel so disconnected from reality because there is too much to ever understand. Although your higher thinking is amplified, your mental ability to perform basic thinking will be impacted. You (or one specific friend) may often forget little things like someone’s cellphone or the tv remote in odd places resulting in long quests to search for the missing object. One may also say “you are REALLY HiGH” (with lowercase i)
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂