Johnny C. Dude Tee
Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune) Verse 1 Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude Who never ever learned to read recipes so well But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell Chorus Go, go Go Johnny go, go Go Johnny go, go Go Johnny go, go Go Johnny go, go Johnny Chink Dude Verse 2 He used to hang around by the railroad tracks Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills Gourmet people passing by would stop and say: "Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay" Chorus Solo Verse 3 Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan Hungry people coming from miles around To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound Your commercial will be on the Michelin site" Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!" Chorus
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum