Johnny C. Dude Tee
Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune) Verse 1 Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude Who never ever learned to read recipes so well But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell Chorus Go, go Go Johnny go, go Go Johnny go, go Go Johnny go, go Go Johnny go, go Johnny Chink Dude Verse 2 He used to hang around by the railroad tracks Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills Gourmet people passing by would stop and say: "Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay" Chorus Solo Verse 3 Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan Hungry people coming from miles around To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound Your commercial will be on the Michelin site" Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!" Chorus
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..