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John Redcorn Tee

1. A character from King of the Hill. He is of the Anasazi Native American tribe which he proclaims once owned half of Arlen and wears it proudly sporting long hair, a traditional vest made of some sort of hide and a thick accent, even incorporating it into his profession as a traditional, holistic healer. He is very popular, somewhat shy, doesn't speak much and is considered physically attractive by many in Arlen. In his past he was the lead singer of the band Big Mountain Fudgecake. In spite of his pride, he keeps his romantic life private and seems to prefer adultery with married women, including an on-again-off-again affair with the frequently seen Nancy Gribble. He has at least two bastard children: a son Joseph Gribble (whom he doesn't seem to support at all!) with Nancy Gribble and a daughter named Kate from a relationship with a woman named Charlene who he apparently met while she was some kind of stripper (this is what is implied), both teenagers (and both seemingly exhibiting symptoms of psychosis). There is a running gag about how almost everyone in Arlen knows Joseph to be his biological son, but Dale Gribble, who Redcorn at times pretends to be friends with, for all of his paranoia, suspicion and conspiracy theories can't apparently piece together that he ISN'T Joseph's father (in spite of the obvious and impossible physical differences and his access to DNA testing) and that his neighbors best friends actually do know something he doesn't, and it has nothing to do with aliens! Interestingly also, in spite of how mean-spirited Kahn Souphanousinphone and his wife Minh Souphanousinphone often are, they haven't tried to spill the beans about this. 2. A sneaky, shameful man, particularly one who sleeps around having bastard babies with foolish women and tries to hide them after the fact.

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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

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