John Tee
John is an out of shape, balding man, who often smells of stale liquor and strippers. His ill fitting clothes have empty pockets, are often in need of laundry. If he asks for a small loan until next payday, say no. Possessing undersized sex organs, he even fails at obtaining carnal knowledge at brothels, even when armed with a stack of $100 bills. In spite of himself, he has been know to have sex, sometimes with other people, but rarely satisfies anyone including himself. He was never a boy scout. He often fails to understand the rules or follow them, even if he did understand. His only real friend is an old horse, named Rocinante. No one is sure if his parents had any children that lived. Additionally should you meet him, he will fast become your favorite person in the world, besides every other person in the world. He is impossible to underestimate. At one point, he demonstrated his inability to empty piss out of a boot as he could not follow the instructions written on the heel. He will make you wish you had more middle fingers. If he was any dumber, someone would have to water him twice a week.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.