Jeppe Tee
Jeppe is the hottest, sweetest and kindest guy you'll ever meet. Jeppe will make you laugh and politely laugh at your bad jokes in return. He is supportive and caring and will make you feel safe in his arms. He is also hot like an oven, so if you are cold, warm yourself on him, you'll be toasty in no time, and a little turned on. Or a lot. He's such a good kisser and great in bed so you'll never want to get out. He will make you get out though, because he wants you to focus on your future, and that means going to work or school so you can live a life with purpose, but you'll think that life in his bed is pretty purposeful. If you want to win at billiards he is not your guy. He'll beat you and laugh when you shoot badly, and then make it worse by making a perfect shot himself afterwards. He is actually the worst. But the best worst. You will have a good time with Jeppe. It won't be boring. Now you'll be like damn, can I get me some of that Jeppe, but he already has a gf that loves him, so too bad and too late, go get yourself someone else. Maybe a Casper or a Jannik, they are pretty good. But nothing like Jeppe.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.