Jenna Tee
When the Great Spirit and his heavenly hosts created the physical universe; Michael, the war-like leader of the Angels, saw the beauty of all the females that were created for this world. This filled Michael's heart with great sorrow because the Angels had no such companions. When Michael's tears landed on the ground surrounding Ein Soph, they became the 54 female Angels of the Great Spirit. The 15th female Angel was Jennael (Jenna-el), the Angel of Hope. Most people just simply call her: Jenna. Jenna didn't want a male consort in the Heavens because she had a strong desire to bring hope to all people living in this world. So Jenna descended into the world taking on the form of an innocent-looking gray pony in Dublin, Ireland. Things went well for awhile, then some minions of the Fallen One found Jenna and beat her to death. The tears of the caretakers watching over Jenna during her last moments became a loud cry that awakened Apollyon the Destroyer from his deep worldly slumber, and now the seed of his wrath begins to grow....
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating