jazz Tee
Technical (boring) definition: Jazz is a now-unpopular genre of music, encompassing several distinct styles, developed for the most part by black men in American cities over the course of the 20th century. Jazz in general is characterized by the following: -improvised solos (though they can also be written out beforehand, and, especially when recorded, are often somewhat planned out) -a rhythm section consisting of bass, drums, piano and sometimes guitar -syncopation -bass lines which are improvised to fit the chords, usually with one note on every downbeat, and which rarely, if ever, stop -an uneven style of playing eighth notes so that the downbeat lasts roughly twice as long as the upbeat (this is known as "swing" eight notes) -extended chords (7th, 9th, 11th, and 13th chords) as pioneered by 19th century composers in the classical "impressionist" movement -4/4 time -the common lack of vocals -2 common song forms: the traditional 32-bar AABA song form, and the 12-bar blues form Colloquial (less boring) definitions: “Jazz,” originally a noun used mainly in Harlem in the beginning of the 20th century to mean “sexual intercourse,” is also used as a verb in the phrase “to jazz (something) up,” meaning to add style, individuality, soul, or passion to something. "If haven't figured it out by now, you'll never know." -Louis Armstrong "The say music speaks louder than words, so I'll just let the music speak for itself." -Charlie Parker
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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