JAP Tee
A Jewish American Princess (JAP) owns: Hardtail and/or Juicy sweatpants, UGGs, a black puffy North Face, many cut sweatshirts, 2ct diamond earings, a Michele Watch, many long beaded necklaces, a Longchamp bag to carry books in, a Herves bag to carry laptop, a Louis key wallet for keys to their X5, a black RAZR, many Juicy zip-ups, Burberry scarves (NOT THE ORIGINAL COLORS!) , David Yurman jewelery. Dior or Chanel or Gucci sunglasses, 575 jeans, Rock & Republics, Seven for All Mankind denim (with Swarovski crystals), Citizens of Humanity jeans A common misconception about JAPrincesses is that they wear jewelery from Tiffany & Co. They DO NOT (unless perhaps they're in 7th grade). A Jewish American Prince owns: Burberry polos, man-Sevens, New Balance shoes, North Face fleeces, UGG slippers, tilted hats, a Louis Vuitton wallet, a TAG Heuer watch, a disgusting gold chain worn outside their shirt, everything Ralph Lauren. Occasionally a JAPrince wears Ralph Lauren sweatpants and Lacoste sweatbands. He drives a BMW 3-series, Audi A4, Jeep Grand Cherokee (LIMITED) and uses a Treo cell phone. ALL JAPS: Winter break at the Boca Beach Club while visiting their grandparents, Spring break at Cabo, Aspen, Bahamas... you know how we do. JAPs live in: Jericho NY, Massapequa NY... Westchester, Long Island... Short Hills NJ, West Bloomfield MI, Farmington Hills MI, Highland Park IL, Northbrook IL, Minnetonka MN, Golden Valley MN, all over Los Angeles, Boca Raton +- 30 miles, Buckhead GA, Main Line PA, Shaker Heights OH, Bexley OH Common JAPrincess names include: Melissa, Emily, Allison, Michelle, Abby, Amy, Erica, Jamie, Laura, Lauren, Shira, Shana, Aliza, Mollie, Molly, Lindsay, Dani, Danielle, Becca, Elana, Stefanie, Jaclyn, Jackie, Carly Common JAPrince names: Michael, Jonothan, Mark, Josh, Jeremy, David, Danny, Jared, Jeff, Matt, Adam, Aaron, Scott, Ross,
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition