Jade Puget Tee
Insanely hot guitarist for the Best Band On This Worthless Fucking Earth (AFI). Has hella rad hair and awesome fashion sense. His playing is truly, truly beyond, and he has a kick-ass singing voice. (Listen to Story at Three on the Art of Drowning CD). Next to Daveyvocals, the most important member of AFI. Probably (no offense to Davey) the best songwriter in the band. Also has the most fucking radly super awsome sense of humor. Gets blown up with Adamdrums and Hunterbass on a bridge in Prauge in the Silver and Cold video while they were rushing to try and stop Davey from killing himself. Also the whole Girl's Not Grey video takes place in a magical pink-tinged land in his crotch, and he executes some gravity-defying stage moves in The Leaving Song Part 2. Many people (including I) would gladly sacrifice their lives and give him a heart translant or something if he needed it. Probably prevented a few people from killing themselves. Should be elected president.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.