Jade Tee
A very modest girl who isn't at all arrogant in the slightest and doesn't love to brag about how she can get with anyone she wants. She is extremely beautiful and gorgeous and VERY INCREDIBLY sexy. You will want to do it with her as soon as humanly possible. She has an incredible personality, is extremely funny and is so talented (She can play 3 different types of guitar). Have I mentioned she's sexy yet? She has a smile and laugh that will make your day and she is super loving and caring and selfless and sweet. She's also is SUPER into cars (for some reason) such as Teslas, LOVES spider man (Tom Holland specifically for some random reason), and SUPER DUPER into Disney. As soon as you see her you will fall truly madly deeply in love with her and will not want to let her go. Even if she doesn't even like about karaoke and you're amazing singing talent (not even realizing there is a singing superstar sensation right in front of her eyes). She also takes a CONSIDERABLE amount of pleasure from absolutely refusing to repeat herself EVER. Hope you have supersonic hearing because one time is all your getting when she talks. No repeats. She is also INSANELY competitive, (like GOOD LUCK trying to have a fair match in anything) she'll always rub it in your face and even when she doesn't win (which is all the time) she will try and convince you to say otherwise with her sexy kisses and...persuasiveness. Never let her go because she is an absolute keeper.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.