Jack Tee
Jack exemplifies perfection. He's around 6' tall with dark hair, an amazing rock hard body, and devastatingly handsome features. He has cool calm and confidence that both intimidates and exhilarates all women. He is a leader who rules with a benevolent yet firm fist. He commands authority, but those that follow him, follow willingly because they recognize that he is no ordinary man... he's practically a god that will surely lead them to success and happiness. He has a subtle and sarcastic sense of humor that not everyone will get (dumb people). But if you share his humor, you'll find that Jack will have you constantly giggling. He's an amazing lover. His affection can be difficult to win over, but once you do, he will be devoted to you completely, and make you feel a happiness unmatched by anything else. As a bonus you'll find that Jack is incredible in the bed. While kind and gental in person, you'll find that he's quite the opposite in the bed room. Be prepared, Jack likes to get a bit rough with girls, displaying his dominance in the bedroom... it also helps that Jack is well endowed. Jack only has one flaw: Once you meet him, the world will feel a bit dimmer when he's not around. Fear not though, this sadness will only last until the next time you see him.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂