Jack Tee
Jack is a boy who comes from a lineage of island cowboys, and although he is not one himself, he can definitely make you hee haw your pants off all the way to hornet jail. Feeling down? The King of Puns, Jack, will never fail to make you laugh and brighten your day. Although he has a questionable model of mammalian and reptilian classification, Jack is super tech smart and beats Geek Squad any day of the week. Stranded somewhere unknown? Jack is an expert at both rating “tropicality” and identifying unique and exotic birds, so he will determine your exact location anywhere on the globe. Not to mention, he gives the best advice for any problem you may have. Still have questions about his character? Jack is a family man, awesome with kids, and stray animals love him. I know, it sounds too good to be true but it is. Everything about Jack is wonderful, but the cherry on top is his super sexy voice—It cures insomnia. If you are not lucky enough to live in the same time zone as Jack, he will sing you to sleep on the phone. He has a habit of reading out loud complete paragraphs but this is a plus since you get to hear his voice more. You’ll have the best long convos with Jack. Jack is a really great bestboy friend to have (:
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.