Italian Stallion Tee
Sarcastic term for a chauvinistic, hairy, macho, uneducated, tacky, self absorbed Italian guy. The term mocks an Italians false image of themselves as attractive or tough. The I.S. is dressed in tacky clothes, with gold chains and the shirt unbuttoned to show their animal like chest hair. They drive camaros or cheap sport cars typically in red or black in an attempt to attract tacky women. The I.S. incessantly talks about pasta or other italian food. They talk about their culture but not the things they have to be proud of. They speak of stealing or getting over or fighting and are very proud. You can find them working as landscapers or garbage men or masons. Their speech will be littered with broken italian terms or english with moronic italian sounding endings. They also try to feign they have some connection to the mafia or organized crime as if you should respect them for that. Dark skin - black hair slicked back and over done - leather shoes that you have no idea where anyone could possibly find them. Wear primarily black. Goes to the gym to lift weights rather than getting an education. Their large families propagate the idea to themselves that what they do is socially acceptable or favorable given they do not have anyone in sight that is normal. The most hilarious thing is most of the entries for this term are great examples of what an Italian Stallion would say. Look at the group of morons saying they have large penis's and they are Hot. Great example!
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨