Italian Stallion Tee
Sarcastic term for a chauvinistic, hairy, macho, uneducated, tacky, self absorbed Italian guy. The term mocks an Italians false image of themselves as attractive or tough. The I.S. is dressed in tacky clothes, with gold chains and the shirt unbuttoned to show their animal like chest hair. They drive camaros or cheap sport cars typically in red or black in an attempt to attract tacky women. The I.S. incessantly talks about pasta or other italian food. They talk about their culture but not the things they have to be proud of. They speak of stealing or getting over or fighting and are very proud. You can find them working as landscapers or garbage men or masons. Their speech will be littered with broken italian terms or english with moronic italian sounding endings. They also try to feign they have some connection to the mafia or organized crime as if you should respect them for that. Dark skin - black hair slicked back and over done - leather shoes that you have no idea where anyone could possibly find them. Wear primarily black. Goes to the gym to lift weights rather than getting an education. Their large families propagate the idea to themselves that what they do is socially acceptable or favorable given they do not have anyone in sight that is normal. The most hilarious thing is most of the entries for this term are great examples of what an Italian Stallion would say. Look at the group of morons saying they have large penis's and they are Hot. Great example!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.