Irony Tee
I have the first Hispanic restaurant of all time. I invented tacos, tostadas and pan dulce. I am da first rapper of color, and have won awards for my raps and songs. I am a chef, writer, rapper, composer and singer. Every day, my productivity is off da charts. My only fault? Being a colonized girl of color in slavery without basic human rights. The reverse? My Caucasian colonizers have all the Caucasian Provelege in the world, and have never worked a day in their loves. They are all old men; they have access to the matrix, servants at home and have privileges I don't even know exist. They have autism, schizophrenia, and delusions. Their insistence that I accompdate their Caucasian Provelege instead of ending it is a delusion. They even play with dolls, and insist that I treat their (autistic) dolls as if they were real people by not killing them AND as if they were not real people (I dare not speak to them or call them out on their Caucasian Privelefe; they're straight out of Europe (India) and don't speak English, Spanish, Russian or Chinese). These "people" are lazy, disgusting. Order food from restaurants multiple times a day using money they never earned; they have servants do everything for them. Their only virtue? Having Caucasian provelege. All the Caucasian provelege in the world, and they still don't get it right.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating