Influencer Mommy tee
An woman who is addicted to social media. They usually do family vlogging and lifestyle videos. They have lots of kids. They usually have kids every year and dont stop breeding until they hit menopause thus meaning they have lots of babies. They even have children that are in their early adulthood and they dont take that as a sign to stop having kids. They are always pregnant. they have a compulsive disorder to get pregnant and exaggerate pregnancy, claiming that women who are pregnant are super heroes of the sort but in reality they are just like any other human being. They try to act involved in their childrens lives but behind the scenes they usually hire their parents to look after their kids. They only wear neutral colors and have they are blondes with their hair let down in a mid part in loose curls. They get ALL of their clothing from free brand promotions. They are very unrelatable and have dry humor They sit in front of a camera and record their kids for money. They also get all their products and clothes from brand sponsorships. They always order starbucks. They live in large mansions in Beverly hills, California, or Las Vegas. Their humor is very dry, they often think that it is cool or even relatable but its just ass. They are very bland and unrelatable, along with the fact that they are incredibly dramatic and unfunny. Examples of popular Influencer mommies are: Abbie Herbert, Krystiana Tiana, Brooke Ashley Hall, Esthalla Ortiz, Savannah Labrant, etc.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!