Influencer Mommy Tee
An woman who is addicted to social media. They usually do family vlogging and lifestyle videos. They have lots of kids. They usually have kids every year and dont stop breeding until they hit menopause thus meaning they have lots of babies. They even have children that are in their early adulthood and they dont take that as a sign to stop having kids. They are always pregnant. they have a compulsive disorder to get pregnant and exaggerate pregnancy, claiming that women who are pregnant are super heroes of the sort but in reality they are just like any other human being. They try to act involved in their childrens lives but behind the scenes they usually hire their parents to look after their kids. They only wear neutral colors and have they are blondes with their hair let down in a mid part in loose curls. They get ALL of their clothing from free brand promotions. They are very unrelatable and have dry humor They sit in front of a camera and record their kids for money. They also get all their products and clothes from brand sponsorships. They always order starbucks. They live in large mansions in Beverly hills, California, or Las Vegas. Their humor is very dry, they often think that it is cool or even relatable but its just ass. They are very bland and unrelatable, along with the fact that they are incredibly dramatic and unfunny. Examples of popular Influencer mommies are: Abbie Herbert, Krystiana Tiana, Brooke Ashley Hall, Esthalla Ortiz, Savannah Labrant, etc.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.