Incel Tee
Incel (involuntarily celibate) Someone that's unable to have sex when they want to, or unable to be in a long term intimate relationship for whoever would even want to be in the 21st century. Can describe a woman but mostly means, "all men" in the sexual sense, anyway. Half of the internet is porn with a gazillion views for each video. If the average man isn't an incel, I don't know who is. An incel isn't always just a freak of nature. "Incels" get a bad rap but they're often no different than any other man, except that they speak up about it. Most men don't want to reveal how "pathetic" they themselves are because society judges men by how much sex men have, as well as nature does, which makes men judge women. Most men that aren't branded as incels either lie that they have sex more than they really do, or men won't openly talk about sex too much, or they'll exchange advice with each other on how to try to make sex happen. By today's definition all husbands were "rapists" in the past, yet women were raised to be sexually accommodating. Men today are sexually suppressed. Most/all men today are incels in the sexual sense, unless perhaps they're rich. A magical, sexy and sustainable game show host personality is unrealistic. Maybe 5% of the male population is an Adonis. Most complaints from married men/divorcees revolve around their wives/ex-wives being nags/controlling, legal liabilities, money issues, and not enough or no sex at all, yet they aren't branded as incels.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum