InCel Tee
A failure in Darwinian theory. A human, typically a male with predilections towards self isolation, misogyny, crude objectification of attractive individuals, and violent extremist outbursts and agendas in society. In Darwinian theory, most species of life on the planet Earth have the single minded goal of passing on their genetic material to the next generation. Anything from mammals and birds, to planarians and plants have the ability to reproduce. Most creatures capable of reproduction do not have higher brain functions and lack the exposure or experience to art, engineering, or mathematics and yet are capable of reproduction. Not InCels. InCels are what Charles Darwin never saw coming... literally. InCels are so vile and repulsive on the intellectual and philosophical level that they have completely blocked themselves off from most of humanity and therefore cannot reproduce, or simulate reproduction. Typically InCels are responsible for their own lot in life with some genuinely suffering from debilitating social anxiety. Nevertheless InCels are incapable of pursuing reproductive mating rituals to a satisfying end due to their own outlooks and toxic behavior, something even planarians and trees are capable of seeing as they are capable of fertilization. InCels are a Darwinian dead end. They tend to use the term simp to try to insult those that have the capability, gravitas, and access to reproduce or practice reproduction with an attraction vector.
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Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!