Imvu Noob Tee
There are two types of Imvu noobs. 1) A player, whom is wearing the free crappy clothes that IMVU supplies you with when you join. 2) A ignorant player, whom is also wearing the free begginer clothes or cheap and sluty clothes. You can find noobs in public rooms. When most noobs enter they quickly ask if theyre are any hot guys/girls in the room that are single. NoobGirl: Any hot single guys ready to mingle!!?!!? NoobGuy: Yeee baby I am hot NoobGirl: You look sexy kiss me Pixels are sexy?, virtual kiss?!! WTF!? NoobGuy: How do you have sex on here?????????? Noobs use "noobish" while typing, meaning they spell wrongly most the time, and/or they add extra letters. Sometimes they use chat talk. Ex: H3Y Th3R3 S3X7 M@m@! W!lL Y0u |3e M!ii G!rLfr4!nD?!!! Noobs always ask how to have sex, on IMVU. The answer? YOU CAN'T! Most noobs I imagine to be overweight fugly loners irl. IRL= In real life. They're avis always look horribly ugly and/or sluty, and they obsess over it saying that they are "SOO HAWT!" "I AM TOO SEXY" "0H B@BY ! @M @ H@WT M3$$!" Now, now, before you get the wrong idea about IMVU; Please note that not everyone on IMVU is so stupid and only wants to cyber! There are some intresting and sane people on there. Sane? I take that back. But the insanity is what makes it intresting. Anyways, back to NOOBS. There are some "gangsta wannabee" noobs. They are seen, and HEARD, With virtual guns. Hardcore right? They fire the guns non-stop for minutes. Make sure your sound isnt all the way up when noobs are in the room. Gangster noob ex: G1: H3Y HOTTIE Gurl1: Ey baybay G2: G1 YOU BETTER GET YO BISH A$$ AWAY FRUM MY GURL! G1: OHH HELLL NAWWW I FUK YO MAMA! Gurl: OH NO HE JUST DIDNT!!!!! G2: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE Thats the gun trigger Load gun sounds go off Great effect. (sarcasm). Noobs enjoy caps lock, ITS JUST SO COOL. Noobs also use numbers and ect in there words. Chart: A= @ E= 3 1= ! G= q O= 0 S= $ or Z B= |3 Noobs normally have sexi/sexy/hottie/hot/hawt/cute/sex/cunt/fuck/dick/cock/cum/kinky/pussy/lickme/ ect in they're avi name. BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.