im awsome Tee
Mother****er, I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, don't lie I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online Mother****er, I'm awesome, I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody called I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy eight-balls And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall You know my pants sag low, even though That went out of style like ten years ago Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple I got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle And lyrically I'm not the best Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet So preposterous, feel the awesomeness The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage-fest Oh yes, the girls are repulsed So I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult I'm as nervous as my cat Ol' Dirty Curtis All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased Me? I'll never date an actress, got too many back zits Plus my whole home-aroma is cat piss Every show I do is poorly promoted And if you like this it's 'cause my little sister wrote it
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex