illiopolis Tee
Illiopolis, the center of it all, is somewhere between Decatur, Springfield, Lincoln and Taylorville. When traveling in this area, you may accidentally stumble upon this small town with a big heart. Founded in 1856 by the Wilson family, Illiopolis has been home to many well known businesses throughout the years including, but not limited to: Alpo's Red Dog, Jukebox Junction, The Gentleman's Quarters, Habits and Vices and Stewart's Amoco. Decatur hood rats will no doubt remember Illiopolis for it's 3am bar as they packed in their vehicles drunk as skunks and geeked out on horse tranquilizers to get that final hour of drinking and dancing in at Jukebox Junction. The $10 cover, metal detectors and $6 beers didn't prevent as many stabbings and shootings as you would think. Illiopolis was once a major hub on the 36 route between Decatur and Springfield but Interstate 72 fucked that up. Now you just bypass the shitty town and maybe notice the catholic church steeple or stupid ass blue water tower. (Should have been painted red and black in memory of the great Illiopolis Pirates of yesteryear) Today, you will find some random meth heads milling around. The town finally got a Dollar General in 2019. Still does not have a Casey's. The current mayor is blind and the town has no cops so pretty much anything and everyrhing goes in Illiopolis.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂