Illegado Tee
A deragotory term for a person from hispanic descent. The word itself suggests two familiar terms in US Immigration Policy: Mexican and Illegal. For many US based companies and corporations, the powerhouse of cheap manual expendable labor is largely comprised of these individuals as they provide themselves as low cost, low maintenance, plentiful work mice and are often blamed for stealing American jobs. Further requirements to be fully identified as this term include having a mexican (Wink Wink) surname, a high possibility of belonging to a drug cartel, a possibility of belonging to a latino gang, the prospect of past or inevitable future incarceration complemented by prosecution, detainment, or deportment, illegal possession of firearm(s), and ghetto/hood rat rhetoric that utilizes constant profanity and, recommended but optional, the use of the word "nigger" in every sentence. Although the term suggests mexican, it encompasses hispanics in general. Required crimes include: Homicide (2nd and 3rd degree are impressive), Battery and Assault, Money Laundering, Drug Trafficking, Prostitution, Weapons Trading, Sexual Assault (Rape), Robbery, Burglary, Identify Theft, Public Masturbation (not as impressive) and another list of menial federal offenses (required). All subjects are defaced with multiple tattoos covering the upper body section with themes pertaining to gang loyalty, violence, racial pride, kill record, or satanism.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂