Hypoyoungguychondria Tee
A most unfortunate condition involving a too-young adult male who should be in the prime of life. There are imaginary symptoms of perceived malady and illness. Doctors are unable to provide positive diagnosis for any of the multitude of complaints and often prescribe various medications to shut them up. Unfounded and preposterous complaints appear to be tied into things this person simply doesn't want to deal with such alleged allergies to pets despite no symptoms, and claimed hypersensitivity to foods and drink they don't want to try. Other complaints include sinus issues, outer extremities pain, difficulty sleeping without weird gadgets such as gel pillows and arm splints, poots from overeating, and stomach unrest from ingesting way too many cookies, cakes and other junk food mixed with high alcohol bourbon shots. This person is obese, and refuses any form of exercise due to claims of aches and pains. He prefers to sit home and play Xbox games or repeatedly watching boring reruns of some show about a bar in Philly to socializing out. He wants to leave a jammin bar or party by or before 10pm on the weekend. Obviously can't sustain an intimate relationship because no sane person wants this bs once it's fully identified. Essentially this is a textbook headwire whose screwed up mother is at the root of the central problem. It's easier to justify complaints involving health than to attend therapy to become mentally stable.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!