hypotolerance aftaurofecesism Tee
Hypo = Low Tolerance = the ability to endure Af = to or toward Tauro = Bull Feces = Shit Ism = The condition of The condition of low ability to endure bull shit. This condition is believe to be contracted through repeated exposure to high levels of bullshit and is curable only by a bullshit free environment for a minimum of 6 weeks at which time some testing to determine if the patients high saturation of bullshit has decreased to a level tolerable to permit additional exposure to people who talk shit and start shit. Upon reentry into a bullshit environment the patient may need restrictions which require a hypotolerance aftaurofecesism survival kit consisting of the following items: 1. Ear plugs: to prevent the hearing of bullshit 2. Stun gun: in case a bullshitter is too loud to be blocked out by the ear plug protection use the stun gun to temporarily stun the bullshitter long enough to plac item number 3. 3. Roll of duct tape: place over the mouth of the bullshitter so they are rendered incapable of talking shit.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means