Humbugly Tee
Any chic who lives in Humboldt County who pretends to be a hippie to avoid adequate personal hygiene practices; You will notice a trend of overwhelming scent of essential oils, A secondary smell of souring yogurt from home remedies used to 'cure' any number of STDs. The humbugly tend to have sores near the mouth.They typically present themselves in 3 forms;abnormally plain features paired with dredlocks,acne scarred and braless or something that resembles a dumpster diving version of Stevie Nicks;A woman of this persuasion claims to be Vegan but in reality eats tons of man-meat on the sly. This type of female will suck dick for a steady supply of weed or jack off ugly guy friends for a bed to crash in. To be Humbugly you must pretend you believe in environmental causes, do civil protests, claim to be Wiccan and be stoned or drunk or lucid on LSD. These posers are chameleons; instead of owing up that they are just plain psychotic or crazy they fool others into believing that they they are too deep and/or sensitive to function. The Humbugly are always jobless and either hitchhike or travel on foot. They claim to have an aversion to fossil fuels.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating