hozo Tee
(hoe - zoe) origin: southern California dialect. This term first originated at the University of California, Irvine. One could use this term to refer to a female who has become exponentially promiscuous over a short period of time. Generally, the woman that could be referred to as a "hozo" has recently exited a long relationship and has decided to take the dating world by storm, without any inhibitions or judgement. Gender is not a relevant factor when choosing a potential mate for most hozos. You can spot a hozo by her inapropro and scando attire as well as excessive facial makeup and cancer inducing levels of tan. Synonyms: skank, whore, ho, skeeze, slut, beeze, hocake, skankalicious Refer to the VP Risk Managment for concrete examples of how to spot a hozo in the streets. If you encounter a hozo in her natural habitat, you will have no choice but to surrender to her sexual advances. Your bodily safety is not guaranteed. Avoid this species at all costs. A well known university professional at a popular public school in southern California that is known for it's abundance of a certain ethnicity coined this term in a fit of honesty. He had been hoping to call this particular female this term for many years, but he waited until she had quit as his intern.
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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