howlingtwat Tee
A howlingtwat is an absolute howler, who also is a bit of a twat if you can suspend disbelief and believe that. Generally these people are self-aggrandizing, arrogant dickwads. Basically a huge fucking twat, who tries hard to shove his chode-worthy peg-leg up other peoples poop-chutes, but eventually ends up getting fowl howlers shoving their far more opaque and substantial peg-legs up his overly hyped, bloody mudslide regularly. Howlingtwats are commonly found across the spectrum, and in very large quantities in countries as varied as Belgium, Canada, China, France, Germany, Israel, and Russia, where they commonly constitute most of the population. They also constitute the peasants in countries not mentioned above. They are usually told as children that they are important, and they usually go to schools impoverished, but try to rise above the dirt by being howlingtwats. Their common justification is that they scored 5-20% better in maths, or some other subject in school or college.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!