Houzo Tee
Houzo. A person that lives in housing commission or in the area of Toongabbie or wentworthviile in sydney. A houzo tends to live in pour quality housing and known to sleep on soiled beds. Houzos are also knows as yobbos or slackers. Getting money from the government and only paying $50 rent houzos have allot of time on their hands allowing them to save up dole money to get a computer, and wanking to vast amounts of free online porn. Some housing commission houses are of high quality but are surrounded by busy roads or smelly creeks. A housing com` area can be identified by large amounts of beer bottles in the parks and huge rubbish piles in a front yard. Houzos tend to drink VB or tooheys. Houzos are in conflict over there choice in beer. wentworthviile = Tooheys Toongabbie = VB Houzos are complex ppl that want something for nothing. houzos are heavy drinkers and somkers, of anything somkeable. Often quitting smoking to save money, getting drunk and smoking again - Unable to stay clean and sober for more then one hour. The haircut of a houzo is the classic 'mullet cut' and a houzo often is not clean shaven unless a centerlink interview is due. Transport - old rusty cars that leak oil and are running... barely. Public transport is the choice of many houzos due to the fact that they cant be stuffed to get their "L's" at the age of 40. Many houzos are your best mate if u bring a 6 pack or a keg.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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